name-out-ode to political correctness in the sociosphere

ditty ala hill or barker,or chas and dave,
praps with a country or folkish pub song twang:

intro:
me old mate dreedle 's an alright bloke and normally quite nice,
but when he thinks theres liberties his mouth it spits some spice.

verse1:
well i went round on monday last, fit football and a beer
my team won and his team lost he fixed me with a sneer...

he called me a...

chorus:

white black short fat
buddha lovin pig eatin'
lesbo crooked chauvenistic
batty junky duncey woppy
chinky slapper ugly pussy
dickhead nigger honky spotty
lanky goofy dirty smelly
commie liberal fascist racist
sheep shaggin pimpin swatty
poncey teefin' spakky monkey
packi redneck scummy trashy
spicky umpty gangsta yiddie
gypsy bible bashin' skettle
softy nutter mental schizo
nerdy wimpy thuggy borin'
scaredy moslem shinto voodoo
pagan heathen air head
uncle tomin' cosa nostra
wino alky stone head straight edge
tory crusty punky posin'
posh boy son of a gun

post chorus:
i laughed and said "the best team won
an its only a game my son."


verse 2:
winston went, last monday week, to smoke a little herbs .
dreedle took one hit of it, you should have heard his verbs.

he called him a...

[repeat chorus]

winston says to my guy, "jah know, whats done is done" and then he added, winding up,
"let's roll another one."

verse 3:

shlomo called him wednesday night to borrow forty quid
dreedle's debt is round his ears, he had a bloody flid

he called him a...

[repeat chorus]

shlomo faced it, laughed it off, an added with a pun,
" bailife me, mate , i called collect, its just a bit of fun"

verse 4:

chungy met him, got him drinkin, all day sesh, thursday
next day sober, giro run out, there was hell to pay

he called him a...

[repeat chorus]

chung was off, he didnt mind, the craic they had was great
"dont worry man, ive got nuff cash" and bought another crate.


etc

there plenty more characters ther in the chorus, feel free to make em up.

-realitystructure